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Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via sharktastica)

A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.

Caitlin Stasey. (via mysharona1987)

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via ashtonirwns)

Other people are not medicine.

It took me 9 years to figure that out  (via sunsetkawaii)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via neewyorrk)

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

(Source: lamapalooza, via neewyorrk)